Thursday 31 July 2014

Flying Solo

Sun 20th & Mon 21st July

Feliz cumpleaños / Happy Hippy Birthday Syko x

Left Playa Grogs at 8am heading for Playa Venao.  After 3hrs riding I started to feel a little special so pulled into a Fonda and grabbed some chicken and rice... yum!

Refuelled with both food and gas I
left the InterAmericana and headed south of Route Nacional #2. The tarmac was super smooth and the roads wound through pretty little villages all the way down to the beach at the end of the peninsula, I love motorbikes :) :) :)

After 5hrs of riding I got to Playa Venao and pulled up at the beach - 3ft and clean!!!! (It really was!)

I quickly found a hostal with camping and strung up my hammock. When i said camping the manager looked at me like I was crazy, I wondered why but carried on regardless. The ground was rocky and covered in goat shit but the trees were perfectly spaced and my setup looked awesome. It wasn't till later that night when I realised why he thought I was crazy... Man did it rain! It rained so hard that a river formed under my tarp and hammock, the rain even bounced 3ft off the ground to soak my boots and helmet that were hanging from the tree! Despite the rain, thunder and lightening I stayed completely dry... my Hammock rocks!

The only downside of the day, and a common theme in my life, was that by the time I had faffed around setting up camp the wind had swung on shore and the surf was shit... I still got wet but it was barely worth it.

The next day I was awake at 6am and on the beach by 8... I mean 6:15! The waves were super fun, light offshores and just overhead I caught loads of rights! Nothing too heavy but a lot of fun.

When I got back to camp I could see someone had gone through all my stuff but fortunately they found nothing of interest. I had put anything valuable in my rucksack and using the steel mesh pacsafe locked it all to a tree! 

Playa Venao was probably a real nice place 2-3yrs ago before it was bought up by an Isreali couple who have been busy turning the site into resort. When I was there a lot of construction work was going on to build a load of condo's and roads and the tranquil jungle beach was not as chilled and natural as it once was... the cost of man's enternal desire for growth, a reoccurring theme in much of Panama.

The hostel was called Chola's and had a nice laid back vibe with outdoor kitchen and was occupied by a ton of Isreali's of which two were really nice.

I should have stayed at Eco Venao, a really nice hostel set back off the beach with jungle cabins, an organic restaurant and lots of trails through the jungle. I took a walk to find some waterfalls where I was greeted by two noisey howler monkey's! they followes me around in the tree tops barking & grunting like pigs, I spent a good half hour trying to learn the language with little success.

Wildlife here is abundant and whilst out on the bike I came across my first snake! Unfortunately it had seen better days and was very much dead... a pack of vultures sat in the road picking at the flesh and politely scattered to allow me to take a photo.

After another fun surf followed by a cheeky burrito I got in the hammock and read. Another huge storm rolled in and I eventually drifted off to sleep to the sound of thunder and raindrops.

Beach #1 - Playa Gorgona

My first day on the road and first taste of salt water!!!

Super excited and anxious at the same time, we left Davids at 9am. Fully fuelled on $14 I rode West following David to his beach house in Playa Gorgona. The bike rode sweet even with the aerodynamic addittion. I rode out of P' city on the InterAmericana with the biggest grin under my helmet!

After 3hrs riding we stopped to get some lunch... when we went to leave the Fonda (awesome road side cafe's / people's front room) the bike decided it didn't want to play. The fuse had gone again!

I was carrying a couple of spares but beginning to doubt the bike was a good buy... after getting it going we stopped at a shop and bought 8 more fuses! This would have to tide me over until I figured out the problem. I hate electrics!

We got to Davids place and the surf was small but pretty... he suggested I stay the night before driving the next 4/6hr leg to Playa Venao but his house had been burgled and was covered in gecko shit. I wanted to keep going... Unusually common sense got the better of me and I decided to stay and figure out the electrical problem. After much wiggling of wires, wrongly accusing the rear brake light and removing the front brake light switch I found a a pair of wires running to the 12v charger that were touching main earth terminal. Bingo... I relocated the wires and haven't had a problem since!! (I still bought another 10 fuses just in case!)

David left to go back to P 'city and I went for a small surf at the rivermouth at the end of the beach. It was sooo good to get wet and try out the board!

I crashed on the couch and woke at 6am to check the surf... the pics below are of the incredible sunrise that morning and some chump on a bike... Awesomes!

Sunday 27 July 2014

Bikes, Boards and Good Fortune

Ok so finally I have managed to get myself to a full sized computer box and can write some blog... It is very hard to get a decent post together with just a phone and these old school boxes are a dying breed!

I have been away for 17days... wow, it feels like so much has happened in such little time.

My first few days/weeks here were always going to be some of the most challenging and they didn't dissapoint. In order to make the trip a reality I needed to find a motorcycle capable of taking me some 9,000km, transfer all of the easy to understand paper work and registration documents into my name, get hold of a certificate from customs to enable me to export the bike into Costa Rica and beyond, buy a surfboard and build a bespoke rack to carry the thing. All of this with just the use of three Spanish words... Si, Que and Gracias!!!!

On my first day in Panama City I landed on my feet. I had been recommended a Hostel owned and run by a friend of a friend of a friend which turned out to be a perfect place to start my trip. Hostel Villa Vento Surf is in the commercial district of P City and is a really nicely converted, clean and friendly hostel in a safe but hectic part of the city. Daniel and Leo Remorini are the brothers with the brains behind this and a second hostel of which I will say more about later. Both are mad keen surfers and most excellent people.


Nice Pool!!!


And a very nice new Cafe / Board Store Courtesy of Colin and Crew...


On my first day I got myself hooked up with a local sim card and called a couple of people with adverts on the local equivilant of EBAY, no messing! There were two Kawasaki KLR 650's advertised and a Suzuki DLR. From my pre trip research I had seen that most bikes were up for $3,500 - $4,500 which was about a $1,000 over my budget!!! By some freakish stroke of luck the first bike I went to test was advertised for $2,800... I could almost afford it?!

Segway...  When budgetting for this trip I had allowed myself the delusion that our van would have sold for a much overly priced 3,500GBP! As it happened the van took forever to sell and I ended up leaving the country without having sold the van and consequently a measley 300GBP in me bank account. I had a rather worried feeling that this maybe the most shortlived adventure the world has ever known! As luck would have it whilst sitting in the airport I got a call from a Kiwi living on the Isle of Wight asking if he could see the van... On the second day of being away Thea called to say the van had sold and that I wouldn't need to come home just yet... Unbelieveable relilef! Oh and T got the full 3,5k for it!!! We did 5,000miles and made a 1,300 profit!

So anyway... Saturday morning and full of Jet lag I got up, took a taxi across town to an unknown destination to meet 'David'... I had to call the guy whilst in the cab and he gave the driver some directions to a special meeting place, David was a very interesting American who I will dedicate a whole post to when I get a chance!

After a long conversation about real estate, thieving Panamanians, War, the Canal, the French and Obama I took the bike for a spin. There is a block of three islands linked to the city via a long and scenic causeway, David chose this spot so I could open the bike up and not have to deal with much traffic... it was perfect! The bike was 12yrs old and a bit battered, with a custom paint job and matching helmet but it was real smooth and easy to ride. All was going well until I stopped to take a photo across the bay and when I went to turn it back on there was nothing... No electric no nothing! A little confused and slightly concerned I called David. Long story short the bike had blown a fuse and within half an hour he had been home picked up his truck and fixed the problem... An interesting start and slightly worrying... Unsurprisingly I don't have any AA cover here and the thought of being stuck somewhere out in the jungle with a dead motor bike was not appealing... But despite that and despite trying another newerer KLR that didn't breakdown I decided to offer David $2,500 and risk it for a biscuit!


 The first breakdown of the KLR...!

So on my second day of being in Panama I had already found myself a motorbike, I had also found a 2nd hand surfboard and just been told I had the money I needed for the trip! Unbe-freaking-lievable!!! (I figured this was too good to be true and I was definately going to be run over by a bus at any minute!)

On my third day in Panama, feeling somewhat biblical, I decided to do nothing but watch the world cup final with some fellow travel bums in the hostal... On Monday things were going to get real!

Monday morning came around real quick and having spent the past few days discreetly withdrawing $500 at a time from various different cash machines and from all three of my bank cards I rather anxiously got into a cab with $2,500 dollars in cash in my sweaty beige fanny pack stuffed down my trousers!

David had very kindly agreed to help me get all the paperwork sorted for the bike... Whilst I'm sure part of this offer was to ensure nothing came back to bite him in the ass, I cannot begin to explain how grateful I am for his help. David not only drove me around Panama city to the eight different government offices over the five days it took to get the papers sorted but also incredibly generously put me up in his annex for the entire week and got me high! The amount of time and stress we both went through to get everything legitimised is indescribable... Without Davids help I would still be in Panama City. I Thank you so much for making this trip a reality!


The full collection of certificates and receipts required before I could get on my way... What a Mission!

In addition to the above David also enabled me to make a board rack to complete the preperation for the coming four month mission. As luck would have it David happened to have a box section steel frame which he had previously used as a roof rack for one of his trucks... It was surpless to requirements and he very kindly allowed me to use it. It took some thinking about but, in a sligthly stoned haze I noticed two perfect sections that looked as if they would simply bolt onto the bike. David supplied the cutting disc and Grinder and left me to it!  

 Pable and the unsuspecting roof rack!

Every evening for three days I chopped, ground, painted and wrapped these two perfectly formed pieces of free steel into my board rack.... In total I spent $25 dollars getting two brackets fabricated for the front support and maybe $10 dollars on a few bolts and some Gaffa tape. The rack came in about $100 bucks under budget.... Super happy!


A very clean looking bike!

Taaa daaaa... the finished product... My fully laden steel horse complete with custom board rack and sexy new surf stick!!!!

The bike and all paperwork was finally completed late Friday evening, Exactly one week after arriving in Panama. Not in my wildest dreams did I think I would be setup and ready to go within a week.

I am super grateful to David for all his help. As I said to him late Friday evening, despite the fact that he is a crazy, racist, rednecked, bastard I cannot begin to explain how grateful I am that I met him and had the good fortune to spend a week with him. I have met very few people that would go to the lengths he went to to help another human being. He has been enormously generous and I am unbelieveably grateful.    

David is a keen ADV rider and whilst I was aware of the strong bond between bikers I had no idea how far another person would go to help a fellow rider (albeit a rider who's had a license for 3 weeks!). It was incredible to experience the group comoradery 1st hand and I will be sure to return the favor to a fellow rider if I ever get the oppourtunity.

So finally on Saturday morning we hit the road and the trip really got started....

Big Love to all at home... Oh and by the way the waves are pumping!!!!
 





Wednesday 16 July 2014

My Sexy New Surf Stick

My very own DHD!!! 6'0 x 18", 7/8 x 3", 3/8

It's gonna be a rocket! :)

Gracias Colin

The Local Busses = Awesome!

El Moto

My very first Kawasaki KLR 650!

Landed in Panama Friday, test drove Saturday, paid for Monday, still processing papers on Wednesday and still not finished my quest for documentos!

8 different government offices in 8 completely different locations to get 8 different certificates which took 3 days to do and all of which required a cheeky injection of dollars for a tiny piece of paper from a grumpy clerk!!! After all that I notice the number plate is different to all the certificates....ahhhhhhhh!

By some incredible stroke of luck we found the office that had given out the wrong plate and managed to get the correct plate, despite the error happening 5 months ago... a new plate would have taken months to get processed. I almost lost the will to live this morning, soo relieved to have found the plate.

One more certificate to collect tomorrow from the police and with a bit of luck I might even get a surf on Friday!!!!!!!

El Hostel Villa Vento Surf

If you're ever in Panama City I would highly recommend this hostel... Thanks to Leo, Irene and Colin and everyone else I met for all your help.

Quick up date

Things are a little hectic here right now and I haven't been able to put together a proper post yet... Everything is going really well and the tricky bits are falling into place however I was warned I would need patience dealing with the Panamanians and man is that true!!! These guys make the DVLA look like saints!

The following are just a few snaps for a quick update ;p

Tuesday 15 July 2014

Missing Flights is Not Fun!

Not!!!! Ha.... I made it without missing a single transfer or losing my bags or getting robbed in the airport or even falling asleep while the plane leaves without me!!! Can't believe you doubted me???! I am in Panama and life is good!!!

Tuesday 8 July 2014

Oh man...

I figured I wouldn't be posting anything until things had kicked off in Panama but today was just to funny... my issues with public transport continue, I don't think I should travel... ever!

The 1st part of my journey, Exeter to Andover, should have been easy. A 2hr train to see my mum for her birthday. Not for me! After a hectic last day packing & fighting with O2 it took me 5hrs to get from my door to my parents! Despite signs in English and English speaking staff I managed to miss a train having been sat on the platform in front of it for 15mins, then having to get on a replacement coach as train was rerouted... this does not bode well!!!

Sunday 6 July 2014

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3....

So... Four days until the dream becomes a reality. Everything that will be accompanying me for the next four months is lying in neatly organised piles around my extremely patient girlfriends living room floor. My head is buzzing with a mixture of fear, anticipation, adrenaline and doubt and rather than doing anything useful I am faffing around trying to decide on what background best represents me and how many stupid gidgets or whatever they are called i should build into this blog... Ahhh 1st world problems indeed...

So hopefully this will have worked and I have now officially made my first ever post... Lets hope it gets better!